Quantum Spaghetti Fork
Price: -$10.00 (We pay you!)
Inverted Gravity Socks
Price: $999,999,999,999.99
Gorilla Tape
Price: $9.99
Weird Fashion
Price: $49.99
Price: -$10.00 (We pay you!)
Price: $999,999,999,999.99
Price: $9.99
Price: $49.99
Price: -$10.00 (We pay you!)
This is the best worst product you'll never need. With the Quantum Spaghetti Fork, your pasta will float in mid-air!
Price: $999,999,999,999.99
These socks will defy all expectations, and gravity itself. Perfect for any situation where you want to stay grounded.
Price: $9.99
The toughest, strongest, most durable tape on planet Earth! Perfect for fixing everything, including your pet gorilla.
Price: $49.99
Unleash your inner fashionista with our collection of eccentric clothing. Stand out from the crowd!
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